Overheard Conversations

Some people really need to be hit. Hard. 

I overheard the following conversation in the kitchen yesterday:

Dickhole: I find cooking to be quite therapeutic, but I hate the logistics of it. 

Friend of Dickhole: What do you mean? 

Dickhole: I hate grocery shopping. I hate pushing the cart and having to decide what I need to buy. I’d love cooking if someone could do the shopping for me. 

Like I said, some people need to be smacked.