Brine Turkey

Obligatory List of Things I’m Thankful For

  • People close to me in my life (family members who have not yet disowned me, friends who are not completely embarrassed by me.)
  • Having a job albeit one with not the best pay or the best benefits, but a job nonetheless.
  • Artists, writers and musicians who made this year just a tiny bit more bearable for me. It’s really been a shitty fucking year.
  • The impending apocalypse thanks to our incoming President.