Nose Hair

What the Fuck Is THIS?

No, seriously, what the fuck is this?

I get that as we grow older, so does unwanted hair grow in odd places. I’ve dealt with white nutsack hair, with white nostril hair. But look at this. A white nose hair! Nose hair? Other than witches, who grows hair on top of their nose? All I need is a fucking wart, and my witch hag chic look will be complete.