Skinny Boys

Jay Baruchel

Because I find it hard to be transfixed by a baseball game, I was flipping through the channels while the Dodger game was on Monday night. FX was airing the Seth Rogen classic This Is the End. I loved it when I first watched it, and upon second viewing I just thought it was all right. However the movie reinforced just how adorable I find Jay Baruchel to be.

Despite being such a bottom queen, I’ve always found the slight skinny guys attractive. Sure the burly men are also great, but the skinny boys tend to bring out my mothering side.

Yesterday I saw the Nina Hagen lookalike homeless girl walking closer to my neck of the woods while driving around. I wonder if she has even listened to Nina Hagen.