Mindless Conference Championship Games Predictions

All of these pundits on ESPN, CBS, Fox and NFL Network will pretend they know what’s going to happen. But all of that is utter bullshit. That’s why there is no need to watch any pregame shows unless you love a bunch of hot air being spouted. (Aside: maybe that’s what’s contributing to global warming? Sounds about as good as the cow farts-methane connection.)

So here is more hot air in the form of my predictions. Except in my case no hot air is being released into the atmosphere.

New England Patriots will beat the Denver Broncos 35-28.
Seattle Seahawks will beat the San Francisco 49ers 27-13.

Now on to deal with four of the more unbearable NFL fan bases.