Today Is Tony Pierce’s Birthday. He’s 24.

Stolen from his Facebook

Stolen from his Facebook

tony is the reason i am at laist.

tony went to ucsb and was editor of the nexus. clarification: he lost the eic by one vote

tony is from chicago and likes the cubs and bears but he does root for the doyers and raiders.

tony has connections with the nefarious organization known as xbi.

i once told tony he bore a striking resemblance to jay bakker. see?

New York Times

New York Times

tony blogs in all lower-case.

tony likes poutine.

tony has a song written about him by a really famous rock and roll band.

all of the pretty girls of the world should stick their tongues into tony’s mouth for his birthday.