As Mark Twain said, the reports of my Lappy’s demise has been greatly exaggerated. Turns out it’s a stupid battery issue which is strange. When I turned Lappy on this morning it was plugged in.
Lappy is working. It has been resurrected, and there was no need to put it on a cross, nail the wrists and the feet, stab it in the side, wait until fluid fills its lungs before it died, put it into a tomb and wait a couple of days before it magically came out all shiny and new.
So it lives. Now to study up for my fantasy football draft. Any tips?