In the haze of my ego trip, these are the people who also celebrated a birthday yesterday:
- Mariah Carey
- Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas
- SF Giants catcher Buster Posey
- Quentin Tarantino
- Sarah Vaughn
- Gloria Swanson
- Maria Rasputin, daughter of the famous Rasputin
This explains a whole lot about me.
BTW, the spot in between my legs is not a cum stain you pervy fucks. It’s a cigarette burn. I can’t believe it’s been damn near two years since I quit smoking.