Not So Fast Dorner!

LAPD had a news conference at 8 p.m. PT, and it turns out no one has stepped foot in the burning cabin since it was too hot. That means no body. No Dorner.

So let the conspiracy theories rain down. Let the cheering sections root on. Let the previous rumors run amok.

The rumors: Dorner escaped in a sheriff’s vehicle right after the shootout; Dorner shot himself in the head; Dorner is burned/suffocated to death in the cabin; Dorner fled to a nearby horse corral; Dorner jacked another car to escape; Dorner fled on foot.

Stupid CBS News and John Miller.