Haikus on the Inexplicable and Complex Issues of Male Genitalia

I love dicks
Whenever I feel like shit.
I really like cocks.

I love dicks
When they’re in front of my face
I really like cocks.

I love dicks
When they are shoved up my ass
I really like cocks.

I love dicks
Throbbing and spewing their milk
I really like cocks.

I love dicks
They are icing on the cake
I really like cocks.

I love dicks
Sucking, fucking and slapping
I really like cocks.

Long live dicks!

I was meaning to post this last week but never got around to doing it. This is what boredom does to me.